This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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