I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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