with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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