I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She even gives head with a lisp.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
