The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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