Sry I called you an 8
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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