I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
