Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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