its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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