You can't motorboat a personality
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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