Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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