I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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