I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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