haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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