piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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