remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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