I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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