Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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