All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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