I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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