you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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