i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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