haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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