Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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