Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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