so that wasnt chicken after all
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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