whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have fence marks all over my body
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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