I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Bring me that man meat
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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