Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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