Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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