Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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