remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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