yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So squirting runs in the family.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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