sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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