i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she smelled like a LAN party
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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