I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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