Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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