It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I party with great urgency now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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