if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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