I'm so fucking centered right now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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