i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Pappa wants mamma naked
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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