It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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