I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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