I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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