Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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