Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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