His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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