when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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