I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
be right there i have to get my cape
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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