ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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