bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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