I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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