were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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