I hate your face
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
How external is "for external use only"?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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