what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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