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• (619): View more from California

  Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.

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  i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

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• (650): View more from California

  OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  "my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.

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