ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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